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Want to watch me write a book?

I am a ghostwriter and manage to write thousands of words per week for other people. I am a book coach and help motivate others to write thousands of words themselves (with the help of cajoling and a pointy, sharp stick). I am an editor and love telling other writers...

Only my best is good enough for me #farts

Sitting on the cold floor of the assembly hall at school, when I was about eight years old, Mr Hydon, the headmaster, was doing his usual Friday morning chat, a story, a few hymns and off we'd all go to lessons. Art on Fridays, fun. This particular Friday was...

Last, First, Best or Worst? #farts

We get plenty of advice on how to live our days. I hear these four the most: Live every day as if it was your last: This is the advice you want to hear when you're young. Adventure, thrills, travel, sex, drugs. When you believe today is your last day you feel freed to...

No Time For… #Farts

I can't believe it's Friday again. I haven't got anything done this week, I've been running around like an idiot chasing my own tail. I don't even have time to have a mental breakdown!   Steve: Are you sure Bab? Have you really...

On Not Thinking #farts

Buggeration, I just found an ant on the kitchen worksurface, I squished it and then put some powder down to kill the rest of the blighters. And then I thought: I was committing mass murder. My brother used to cry when he trod on an ant, he probably still does. Poor...

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